|Male Code Blue|
|Season 1, Episode 13|
|Air date||January 22, 2006|
|Written by||Jeff Biederman|
|Directed by||Ron Murphy|
All Systems No Go
Date with Derek
Sam and Casey really like each other, and Sam decides to ask Casey out. Derek interrupts Sam when he's attempting to ask Casey out, then tells Sam that he's not allowed to date Casey because of the "Male Code," which says you can't ask out your best friend's sister (step sisters count). Sam decides to avoid Casey when spending the night at their house, but Casey decides to ask him out. He responds by saying that he doesn't like her, which makes Casey really embarrassed and sad. Soon, Sam decides to just go and ask Casey out, but Derek refuses, which results in them getting into a fight. Meanwhile, Lizzie gives her parents a quiz to see how well they know their children. The parents score horribly.
- Michael Seater: Derek Venturi
- Ashley Leggat: Casey McDonald
- Jordan Todosey: Lizzie McDonald
- Daniel Magder: Edwin Venturi
- Ariel Waller: Marti Venturi
- Joy Tanner: Nora Venturi
- John Ralston: George Venturi
Lizzie: [scoring the 'How Well Do You Know Your Kids?' quiz] Let's see: you didn't know my GYM teacher's name-
Nora: Jim, the gym teacher.
Lizzie: You got Edwin's birthday wrong, day and year.
George: I was told there'd be no math.
Lizzie: And neither of you knew Derek's been stealing my Tooth Fairy money.
Nora: Yes, but technically that wasn't part of the quiz.
Lizzie: Fine, I won't count it. But that still gives you 2 out of 20. And any score less than 6, I'm supposed to call a social worker.
George: Good, 'cause this house can't handle another boy-crazed girl.
Nora: And what about the girl crazed boys in this house?
George: Yeah, but boys don't hog the phone like girls do, 'cause boys don't like to talk so much. Not that talking is a bad thing. I'm drowning here Ed.
Edwin: Don't drag me down with you dad.